Contracted wizard wants to hurt Cristiano Ronaldo with injuries

C. Ronaldo injured

C. Ronaldo injured

Beware fans of Cristiano Ronaldo! Fresh reports indicate that the current world’s best player is the victim of a conspiracy.

On Tuesday morning, Real Madrid’s president Florentino Perez received a strange letter from a wizard who claims to have been contracted by someone personally close to Cristiano Ronaldo.

Actually, this wizard is not an unknown person to Real Madrid. It is believed that he is the same priest who put curses on David Beckham, Fabio Cannavaro, Sergio Ramos, Raul, and “Fat” Ronaldo.

The voodoo priest predicted that Cristiano Ronaldo will spend most of his time sidelined with injury than on the field of play.

A part of his letter wrote:

“I’m not anti-madridista. I have nothing against this great club. I am a professional and someone has paid very well for me using my powers. I have been hired to make Cristiano Ronaldo suffer a serious injury.
I can’t promise that it will be a serious injury but he’ll certainly be out of action more than playing.”

According to the voodoo priest, the curse is already working against Cristiano Ronaldo. In fact, the Portuguese winger didn’t score against Tenerife to make it five out of five in La Liga and the wizard explained that this failure to score last weekend was part of the curse.

“It’s a step-by-step process and depends on various factors so the result you are looking for is achieved sooner or later,” the priest explained in the letter.

The conspiracy is strange, but the priest attempted to clarify things by pointing Florentino Perez as the main reason behind this plot. Another part of the letter read:

“Mr President of Real Madrid, Florentino Perez: ‘Since you challenged me with you return at Madrid, I would like to inform you that from this moment, Cristiano Ronaldo won’t be your soccer star, as he will be losing value. It’s nothing personal, but you challenged me, and I will answer, we’ll see who wins this challenge. Kink regards'”

Earlier this year in January, just days before the FIFA World Player of the Year Gala, Cristiano Ronaldo astonishingly survived a bizarre car crashed. The front of his Ferrari was completely destroyed, but he was left with absolutely no bruises on his body.

Will he survive the voodoo priest’s curse this time? Vote below.

(Many thanks to Adrian Serban for communicating this story to me, and to Isaac Asante for the English to Spanish translation of the priest’s last statement.)

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    • Diana
      30th September 2009
      19:22

      Talk about creepy, but if Cris is faithful in God (like he seems to be) nothing will hurt him. Not even “voodoo priest”, God’s got your back Cris – watch he’ll continue to be the very best that he is.

      Nice article as always Angela! =D

      Oh and P.S: Wouldn’t it be funny if the person who hired this voodoo dude was Leonel Messi? xD

      Just a thought.

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    • Angela Asante
      1st October 2009
      09:57

      Hahahah, maybe… But really, no. I don’t think so. I mean I don’t think that Messi hired him… Maybe someone else… I’m curious to know Cristiano Ronaldo’s fate in his professional career…

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    • rongurl
      1st October 2009
      15:36

      omg tell me about it Diana!!!!!!!!!! i don’t get y pple hate him so much??? the poor boy has been through so much his father death, his mother breast cancer, his brother drugs, the girlfriend embarrassements, the world cup 2006 consequences….. he is just trying to achieve his dream n madrid is that dream- one he shared wit his father, he jst wnt 2 mke his dad proud n if this is true i think hu ever did this shud leave cris alone. i mean its perez hu chalenged him yh does cr9 gt 2 pay the price for it. im actually really scared for him- he is alreay suffering from injury n might not play sunday… if u r a cr9 fan or even if u r not plz pray for him. cuz i fink this is quoite unfair to im…

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    • rongurl
      1st October 2009
      15:39

      he actually crossed my mind that its messi bt he is christian catholic think so he won’t dol that. they say someone that knows him personally- maybe its nereida. i mean all the shows she has done trashing him n stuffs n then the last stroke in majorca. you never know bt if it turns out it is her this is really a cry for help…

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    • Angela Asante
      1st October 2009
      16:02

      Well, well.. It could be Nereida. Who knows? But in a sense, let’s not judge too quickly… Maybe it’s someone else that no-one knows except Ronaldo himself.

      What I can say is that the curse is perhaps already working against Ronaldo. He sustained a bad injury against Marseille which ended his dazzling night on a scary note…

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    • emmy
      1st October 2009
      17:10

      this is complete bulls**t.. there is no such thimgs as vodoo curses.. nothing will happen to ronaldo and he will continue to be the BEST FOOTBALLER EVER for a long time.. this is just a lame way to gain publicity for all the haters and doubters of CR9.. the statitics are there to prove it that ronaldo is the best, and will continue to be the best ever.. just the way he started the stepover move and the trick footwork alne proves how far beyond anyone he is.. within the next couple years we will see everyone doing his moves and the stepover will be a normal way of dribbling with the ball.. just wait and see.. if theres anyone that still doubts his skills, then they are retarded..

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    • emmy
      1st October 2009
      17:12

      but i do know there is a god and so we should always pray for ronaldo and all the ballers that give us so many hours of happiness and enjoyment..

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    • cristiana ronaldo79***
      2nd October 2009
      02:23

      this wizard is just a sick ass!!! we shouldnt take any tension 4 ronnie…cz hell be back in action soon again…ronaldo has the most fans in the whole world and so all the fans prayers are with him..and nothing is greater than prayers…we all love ronnie..and these are just rumours…this stuff had been played alot with david beckham…
      his magic is not greater than god and our prayers…and that was just and accident that ronnie got injured…but hell sure be back again soon…..
      and ya great work roguri i really liked what you just said…
      HALAA RONALDO!!!
      AND FUCK OFF THE SO CALLED WIZARD!!!!!!!

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    • mimi
      3rd October 2009
      09:47

      i agree wid cristiana…………….
      RONALDO RULZ

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    • Derbyanabella
      13th October 2009
      04:15

      Even if it’s true, there is a bigger power of them all. If GOD doesn’t want CR to suffer, He will protect him, for example that car crash, even if his ferrari was a total wreck, he didn’t even had a scratch on him… Let us all pray, for CR” sake..

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    • cristiana ronaldo79***
      13th October 2009
      14:10

      woow..nice point derbyanabella…
      exactly…he didnt got a scratch just because of gods’ will nad his fans prayers which are always around him and protects him….and sure its in gods’ hands…maybe god saved him 4m a very big injury…and gave a small one..and ronaldo says this one is not like the one he had last year and hell be back in action soon..
      so all the fans dont worry and be happy!!!
      if he says hell back and hell be back…no one can can stop him even that fuckin wizard..
      HALAA RONALDO!!!!!!!!:)********************

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    • HAROLD
      29th October 2009
      17:14

      Am a strong Barcalona fan and i won’t be happy to see C Ronaldo under any spell of any stupid wizard. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM IN MY PRAYERS. MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BE WITH HIM. HAROLD< ACCRA GHANA. +233 0248 937 831

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    • Taye Markos
      30th October 2009
      08:04

      Wizard by it self is lire/falls thinking. They want to play game on Rolando.
      Rolando please don’t follow them.

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